blondster

Example Sentences

• "The only thing I worry about is this: I was volunteering at a shelter when Paris Hilton first started popularizing pocket-sized pups, and let me tell you, before her unholy rise, we very rarely saw chihuahuas behind bars. But after that blondster (blonde monster? eh?) was all over TV non-stop with her poor dog companions stapled inside her bag, it was all over. Chihuahuas were bought from breeders by the buckets and then when the purchasers realized they weren’t actually stuffed animals and required things like food and water — they came flooding into the shelters. It was a major bummer."
• ""You're lucky I'm forgiving," Ally mumbled. "Well, there's only one thing to do. You have to kiss Erica." "WHAT?! You're telling me to kiss her?! But you're my girlfriend! Shouldn't you be upset that she's trying to steal me away from you?" Austin asked, completely surprised by Ally's answer. "Well, she doesn't think she's stealing you from me because someone told her we broke up! This is your punishment for lying. Now go kiss the blondster!" "Blondster?" "It's a blonde monster, duh.""
• "A darkly toned short story collection from the Japanese underground writer about a series of spiky tongued, bad girl narrators whose lives are hilariously altered by supernatural occurrences. My Guy, the first story of the collection opens with a stilettoed ‘blondster’ running down the street away from a total ‘creep’ and accidentally into the arms of a mysterious alien guy, who she mysteriously and strangely falls in love with only to find out that his mission was to spread his seed far and wide and she left to raise their extra-terrestrial child alone."
• "“Ugh! You know, you're the one who got me sick. Why did you have to lick every elevator button in the ICU?” “It wasn't my idea. I was dared.” “By who? Mr. Flesh? Ohh. I have had enough. You need real friends, so I signed you up for the beach dirty-up today without your imaginary friend.” “You blondster!” “[Sighs] OK.” “Great. That's settled.”"