douche canoe

Example Sentences

• "Douche Canoe The worst kind of douche imaginable. This phrase originating in the small college town of Hanover, NH and has spread like wildfire due mostly to its fluid phonetics. 1. Is that douche canoe popping triple collars? 2. Yeah, that douche canoe bragged about blacking out last night when he'd only had 2 beers. 3. I fucking hate those douche canoes. #douchecanoe #douche-canoe #douche #tool #douchebag #canoe"
• "Because he's a total douche canoe who only wants what he can't have."
• "“He is a douche canoe. But he gets great PR with the mortals. They think he's their protector, some kind of hero, but he really should be sent out to sea and set on fire in a proper Viking burial.”"
• "There was a beeping sound, and then Ivy announced, “Brent's a douche canoe. I'll punch him in the teeth for you, if you want.”"
• "A recent Reddit post from “a 14-year-old girl” asked why boys her age were so into Tate. “Because not many people are speaking directly to boys/young men with any kind of message of positivity,” responded one account, representing this general line of argument. “There aren’t many role models for young men/boys and right now that demographic is struggling. In the absence of good role models, douche canoes like this Andrew Taint guy can slide in there and become huge.”"