yard-garita

Example Sentences

• "“Hmm, that's odd. I could've sworn this was where we installed our professional rain collection system exactly one year ago today to the day.” “What are you two dummies doing staring at the fence?” “Dad! You're drinking out of our rain gauge!” “Steve, this is a yard-garita glass. See? It has little markers so I can measure how jacked up I'm getting.” “You ruined our experiment!” “Actually, it seems like I'm teaching you a valuable lesson about leaving your stuff outside. You should've seen all the gross water I had to drink out of this thing.” “Oh, so much sweet rain.”"
• "Stan selfishly proves that he’s the big dog in the household and that he can continue to ruin science experiments and confuse rain gages with yard-garita glasses because no one’s going to do anything about it."
• "Even the South Korean government has repeatedly gone on record warning about the deadly risk of fans. In 2005, the Korea Consumer Agency listed "asphyxiation from electric fans and air conditioners" as the most common summer time injury, claiming that it killed around 10 people a year. Again, we'd make fun of that, but if 10 deaths is really Korea's most dangerous summertime injury then they're doing amazing. More people die on every single American river when their inner tube pops and sends them shooting through the blades of a fan boat. More people die because they try to chug something called a yard-garita while sprinting towards a slip-and-slide and end up carved in two by a crazy straw. More people die every time Steve Aoki stage-dives in a particularly studded belt."