donkey-punch

Example Sentences

• "The donkey-punch was also a bit of a stretch. It was more of a playful slap, but I needed you to see the humiliation in full bleeding color. The bruises were real, but I had to give them to myself. I had to make the outside of me match the inside of me."
• "So I was at a frat party, we were all circle jerkin' when another frat-brother and I got real horny. We went up to my room and he started cornholing me. I was about to come so he donkey-punches me. I shit all over myself and him"
• "MOOJ: It's not about these rusty trombone, and dirty sanchez. It's not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide, and your Cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles or the hot carl and pearl necklace, or pussy juice cocktails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double-decker pussies. / ANDY: (scared) OK. I, y'know, double pussies and-- / MOOJ: Shit stained balls, and cum swapping, and the hanging brain, it's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator fuck house, donkey-punching, the tea-bagging-- / ANDY: Mooj, just please stop."
• "She looked up at me, dazed, as if someone had just donkey-punched her in the back of the head. She grabbed the waistband of my boxers to steady herself. At this point I was confused. Should I help her up or dick-slap her in the face?"
• "Are you afraid I might get donkey-punched, Uncle Eddy?"
• "If I'm going to beat this donkey-punching fuckwad, it will have to be on his terms, and that means sugar coating to the point of inducing diabetes."