mall ninja
Word Rarity
Rare
Frequency: Zipf frequency 3.73 in modern English
18
Scrabble Score
9
Letters
4
Syllables
6
Unique Chars
Meaning
noun
A person who brags about being a weaponry expert and connoisseur, but exposes their ignorance by making improbable claims about their experience or skill.
Derogatory; Informal
Example Sentences
- "I own a Strider [knife]. Nope, I'm not a mall ninja or secret squirrel but it gives me pleasure to own them."
- "I too abandoned those groups. Granted, I was one who had my mind made up for the most part, but not entirely. I just grew frustrated with the kindergarten sophistry, mall ninja bravado, and so on."
- "No big deal, unless you're anal about being mil-spec "correct" to impress your mall ninja buddies."
- "You know...like the delusion that you were ever a LEO [law enforcement officer], while you sound far more like a frustrated mall ninja."
- "A compound bow is much better [than a crossbow] in every respect, expect maybe for exciting those mall ninjas who, when they are not watching The Walking Dead, hide in their mom's basement and fantasize about Lara Croft."