rage boner

Example Sentences

• "His nasal whine and reflective tenderness killed every righteous rage boner I’d worked up during Chris Hannah’s more aggressive tunes, and if there’s anything a sixteen year-old vegan with really bad acne hates, it’s a deflating rage boner."
• "Since these are bitter, polarized, flame-baiting times (in The Year of Our Perpetual Rage Boner), I’ll let you fill in the empty spaces about which entrenched ideology was to blame for the extended strike."
• "Learning that the Portsiders were badass gangsters was all very well and good, but nowhere did Garth see anything that could explain their sudden rage boner for one measly Offworlder."
• "“But -- But why didn't you tell me about this?” “Because I knew you'd try to talk me out of racing Lonny Bulmanferg at the Altoona Frand Prix.” “Lonny Bulmanferg?” “Let's push him out of our minds for one night. Maybe with a sex. (groans) Ah, pins and needles, pins and needles! Ah. My legs are useless. Could be a great opportunity for you to ride me. But first, go to my study, in the right desk drawer, underneath a paid of pleated burgundy Dockers, you'll find my lovemaking sandals.” “What is that?” “Freakin' Bulmanferg. Prepare yourself for a rage boner, Francine.” “I... got to go to the bathroom.” “Make sure you use the wet wipes just in case I want to go mousing around down there.”"